Writing

Frannie Got Fingered: A Coming of Age Tale

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Frannie wasn’t used to frequenting bars alone.  She often played the role of the observer.  She would frolic behind a group of friends, trying to charge daintily in clattering heels, sweeping back bits of auburn hair like eraser dust, while the rest trudged ahead in trainers, despite locks blotting out their eyes.  If she wanted to go to a gig and it wasn’t their bag, she made up an excuse to stay home or trail after.  Never had she embarked upon the cruel landscape of Big City Nightlife on her own.

One evening, she decided to burst out of her cocoon.  To attend a rock concert alone!  It was a band of boys she had hung out with once at a party.  Indie.  Cute.  British.  Cute!  None of her friends wanted to go out that night, but Frannie was just as game as a hen, just determined as a dog.  Only one of the lads was single, but she had never been the hook-up type anyhow.

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Cigar Store Adventures

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

I’m sure you’re familiar with the scene: A girl walks into the beauty / accessories sector of her favorite upscale department store- say Neiman’s or Saks- intent on treating herself to material goods as to smother the sorrows of her mundane existence.  Perhaps a bright shade of lipstick will do the trick, or a pair of strangulating stilettos.

She flings open the door, takes in a luxurious breath of green-paper fresh air, and prances confidently down the aisle like her own private runway, all the while humming a tune in her head: I am gorgeous.  I am fabulous.  I deserve more than a heart-tramping man.

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Herbert’s Score

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Herbert stared down at the black and white keys, trying to play connect the dots with these rectangular wooden blocks and the melodies he heard in his head.  He sat hunched over, his gaunt figure looming over the keys, bug-eyed with intent, staring, waiting, sitting, waiting for the dots to connect.

Ring, the telephone sang. (more…)

Trapeze Star

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Claire, perched wide-eyed at her mother’s feet, gazed up at her from the cherry plush carpet.  She bobbed her head from side to side, poised like a lollipop on a stick as she inquired, “What did you dream of as a little girl like me, mama?”

            Her mother lay there fixed, arms draped awkwardly over the velvet chair, glazed eyes staring straight ahead.  “What did I dream of?” she repeated listlessly. 

            “Yes!” Claire exclaimed, curls bouncing, bouncing, “Yes, mama!”

            “My dreams…” she muttered frozen, words dissipating, fading.  Her eyes remained gray slits. (more…)

Twisted into Knots

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

A café.  Noon.

 

            Elise fumbled her fingers into knots.  Tangling, turning her delicate wrists into mangled, matted knots.  Looking down, her gray eyes shone like bits of metal cracking, cracking, and falling in shards onto her lap.  Ripping her hands apart, she leaped up from her chair to catch a glimpse of the French doors; then, slowly, ever so gracefully, crumpled down into the plush folds of her seat.  She returned her gaze to her mangling, twisting fingers below. 

            Lewis walked past the beaming hostess with a grave jaw and tired eyes.  He stopped to where he could see Elise across the café, twittering, trembling like a skittish mouse.  At length, with great effort, he took in a breath of air, and walked swiftly across to her table. He sat down. (more…)

Something to Bite At

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

Vera chomped her fingernails to the bit.  Gnawing and nibbling them to the bit.  The remnants lay on her bony hands like flakes of peeled off skin.  Flecks of psoriasis left behind on the scalp of a sallow palm. 

At least it’s something, she thought. 

Something to bite at. This was her thought. 

She envisioned a hamster spinning fast circles over and over in the exercise loop corner of its cage. (more…)

Among the Stifled

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

They said he was prone to perversion.  Touching his genitals.  No shame in giving the public a free show: He’d Wag the Dog, Beat the Bishop, Ram the Ham.  However you want to phrase it will do (for the sake of this tale): 

            For example, in class:

“Mr. Barrow, what on earth do you think you’re doing?” 

            “Why, I believe that I am whacking off, Mrs. Keating.”

            “Well, this is not the time nor the place, young man, for…that!” (more…)

Love At The End Of The World

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Every day I see God in the street.  He’s black.  Wears purple tights, transparent-heeled stilettos, and poufy feathers round his neck.  He has spotted leopard felt hair.  As I pass by, he whispers in my ear:
It’ll be the end of the world soon, and you and I still ain’t got no love.

I can hear him whisper without even moving his lips. (more…)